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happy birthday!!!

KINGZOE — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:09:22 GMT

happy birthday, James!

(I would have posted yesterday but tribe was down)

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fondue party photos!

runni — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:37:13 GMT

are right here.

see you guys in a week and a half :)

http://www.kodakgallery.com/ShareLandingSignin.jsp?Uc=16bhd5g6.r3x9uui&Uy=ewxgsp&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0

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James, this kitty wants to be spanked!

jaew — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:25:15 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U&mode=related&search=

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Happy Birthday!

michelle — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:33:16 GMT

May you have a wonderful and relaxing day!

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Congratulations!

misscheeky — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:06:45 GMT

and yay! and woot! and all that jazz!

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Attend Cuffs and Collars, even if you're single!

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:27:25 GMT

Y/you are interested in attending what is sounding like a really cool party.
Y/you like the idea of protocol, leather tradition, Domination and submission.
But you aren’t collared to Anyone, or don’t have anyone collared to You…

What to do?

Here are some options.

a) Negotiate a scene for the evening with a play partner that includes collaring them before You arrive. This party is to celebrate D/s and collaring. If for You that is just for an evening, that’s ok with Me.
b) Volunteer to be in service to Me for the evening. I am looking for a few submissives (male or female) to be collared to Me for the evening and act as party hosts and hostesses. you will be helping with the kitchen, serving food and beverages, or any other specific tasks that W/we will negotiate, One on one, before the party. I will supply you with your collar.

Once again, I am just trying to provide and environment, to create a mood, where P/people who enjoy D/s and protocol can play in public, surrounded by O/others in the same headspace. If Y/you enjoy this type of play, but happen to be single right now, I will do what I can to get Y/you involved.

If Y/you have any questions, please email U/us at:
volunteer_cuffandcollars@yahoo.com

//John

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good laughs!

SirCadillac — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:25:47 GMT

http://rwbbeach.tribe.net/thread/2538028a-5432-43c8-bf64-8c75d7cd094e

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New James here

Poster_Boy — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:28:23 GMT

Hello,
A new James for the Tribe

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Perverts Prom @ Bondage a Go Go (Wednesday 22 November)

james — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:33:22 GMT

Karen and I are going, it looks like. It's BaGG's 13th anniversary party.

Anyone else?

http://www.bondage-a-go-go.com

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Fondue Party 2006

james — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:49:37 GMT

In the yes-I-sometimes-plan-a-long-way-ahead department, the 2006 Fondue Party will be Sunday December 17th.

Details to follow in a couple of months. Mark your calendars!

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Tribe 2.0 - reboot party

james — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:58:19 GMT

I can't go myself, but I can pimp the event.....

-----
Tribe 2.0 - REBOOT Party
When: 8:00 PM Tuesday, October 10th 2006
Where: 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission Street, San Francisco

RSVP by joining the tribe - http://rebootparty.tribe.net/

Tribe 2.0 REBOOT PARTY! Donut drink too much, it's only Tuesday!!

Tribe.net is getting back to its true colors and we are celebrating at 12 Galaxies. Come out and re-connect with old friends and meet new ones. What else is there to do on a Tuesday? Come meet and mingle with Mark Pincus and the whole Tribe gang. Music will be provided by Tribe's famous hoard of Polyamorous Firespinning Vegan DJ's. A good time? I guarantee it!

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Karen and James' wedding photos

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:00:21 GMT

http://flickr.com/photos/dandawson/sets/72157594257930185/?page=2

here's a first look I was just sent from a mutual friend.

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Happy Thanksgiving

dlish — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 18:09:24 GMT

Today I am thankful for you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... topped off with a James, because, "You can't top a James." ;)

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Today is....

gingersnap — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:03:24 GMT

St James' Day. Don't know anymore about it.

That's all I wanted to chime in and say.

Hope everyone has a lovely St. James' Day!

*HUGS*

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So....how was the playa?

michelle — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:33:37 GMT

How did Liam like it?

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have a happy holiday weekend

james — Fri, 26 May 2006 23:40:26 GMT

(yes, it's quiet in here).

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Hookah night, Doode?

Promise74 — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:48:44 GMT

you planning another hookah night soon?

Inquiring minds want to see James through a smokey haze!

Heehee

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Kinky Flea Market - Sunday 4/9 - 2 to 5pm

james — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 17:17:41 GMT

It's the Kinky Flea Market this weekend, on Sunday from 2 to 5pm. I'm going around 4pm.
Lots of fun toys for good prices...

942 Mission St (between 5th and 6th, very near Powell BART).

http://www.smflea.com/

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Happy Birthday James!

Duracell — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:07:59 GMT

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday today my darling! I join with all your friends in celebrating who you are today. We love you very much and look forward to partying with you tonight at BaGG and then especially at RWB in April which will be a very special birthday burn for you.

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birthday on the beach 2006

james — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:59:00 GMT

I know you've all been waiting eagerly for this announcement :-P.

Due to a wonderful tradeshow in lovely and exciting downtown San Jose (can you taste the sarcasm?) falling on my actual birthday, I will be celebrating my birthday Saturday April 1st at RWB.

This will be an regularly scheduled beach burn weekend, not a separate event like last year. I hope to see lots of you there!

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Hookah-ing tonight?

robyn-fantastica — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:00:33 GMT

Anyone going who would be willing to give me a ride there? I'm in Berkeley, but could get closer. I checked the bus schedules, and they are all wonky in that area. Plus, I'm not that familiar with the neighborhood.

Or a public transportation buddy would be nice.

Thanks in advance.

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The Sopranos - this Sunday (3/12)

james — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:43:49 GMT

After what seems like a millenium but was really only two years Season 6 of the Sopranos debuts Sunday night.

We're making a big pot of (vegetarian) spaghetti. Anyone who wants to come watch is welcome. BYOB.

RSVP at:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/The-Sopranos-season-6-premier-open-house/piedmont-ca-94611/a791eedb-aef4-4fd1-8a1b-eb9778720eb2

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burning man 2006

james — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:11:27 GMT

I'm thinking about starting a new camp in 2006.
It would probably be part of the under-discussion "RWB village".

I haven't given much thought yet to a theme or concept. Open to suggestions.

Anyone else interested in building something new this year?

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Fondue Party Pictures

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:35:47 GMT

http://www.geekhealer.com/Fondue/

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Christmas tree burn

james — Wed, 04 Jan 2006 23:31:42 GMT

I may try to take my tree here if I get back from Vegas in time:

>Danger Ranger's 15th Annual Post Yule Pyre
>
>An annual San Francisco tradition continues this time of the year in
>the face of increasing odds; when the last stand of sidewalk fir
>trees is logged by the Friends of the Rootless Forest and then piled
>up on the beach for some very rapid composting.
>
>Saturday, January 7th. Meet at the giant Doghead (which now stands
>in the middle of the street) at 2699 Sloat Blvd at 7:30 PM.
>
>We'll hang out for half an hour and then head west when the coast is
>clear. Bring a christmas tree and libations. No glass containers on
>the beach, you assume the risk, no one is in charge, your mileage
>may vary.

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Vegas, baby!

james — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:42:17 GMT

I'm going to Vegas in early January for CES (the Consumer Electronics Show). I'll be there from the 4th to the 7th. I might stay until Sunday if I can get anyone else to come play - anyone game?

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Great party, James

alih — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:58:58 GMT

Thanks for letting me manipulate you, some of your guests, your aural experience, and holding the microphone.

The glogg was yog, the fog was bog, the blim was blam.

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Breakfast of Champions - New Years Day

james — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:50:21 GMT

Assuming we're still vertical come the morning....see y'all there (cut-and-pasted from the BoC tribe):

Breakfast of Champions 2006 - all the info you need
WHEN: Sunday January 1st, doors open at 6AM
WHERE: Whisper - 535 Florida @ 17th
WHAT: give us $10, we rock you all day
WHO: This party is for everyone & everyone needs this party
spacecowboys.org
Please leave your pets & drama at home.

DJS include (but are not limited to):
SPACE COWBOYS:
Brad Robinson
Mancub
The Geometrist
Smoove
Kapt'n Kirk
rrrus
8ball
Ernie Trevino (yep, we're claiming him now YEEHAW!)
guests:
Aaron Pope - Deep Ender Extrodinaire
Murphstar - poorly excluded from Nitevibe, sorry Brad!
M3 - back and better than ever from GGL
Melyss - ourch sistah
Shissla - he promises he'll be awake this year.

Guests? we got guests. we got surprise guests, not your predictable guests, but SURPRISES! woot woot.
Bacon? maybe Bacon & Pancakes, all in the works.
Coffee? Yes
Bus pick up? email newyearsbus@spacecowboys.org RIGHT NOW to arrange your pick up of 5+ people. We will be making unscheduled stops at: Sea of Dreams, DNA, FP, and a few others. If I didn't list yours - send us your pick up info NOW please.

Any other questsions? Please post away!

xx
Andrea

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You can't top

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:06:52 GMT

a James cheese fondue!! That was sooooo yummy! It has been a year since I did fondue so it was a nice treat. Soleigh would have loved the little tiny potatoes.....

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goofy Narnia rap

james — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:34:48 GMT

from Saturday Night Live of all places:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IggTu7kV7No

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Fondue

michelle — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 19:51:51 GMT

This is SOOOOO cool

http://iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=CHOFOU

Expensive though, and they only ship to the UK

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Kinky Flea Market - Sunday 11 Dec - 2pm to 5pm

james — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 00:07:51 GMT

Just in time for Christmas :-)

http://www.smflea.org

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hookah Tuesday night - 11/28

james — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:03:24 GMT

Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving weekend.

We're hitting the hookah joint tomorrow night 'round 8pm and letting the nicotine work off some of the extra pounds from turkey day:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/Hit-the-hookah/oakland-ca/163c2070-8b93-489f-8002-526cfe45db4f?nextpage=http%3A%2F%2Fsanfrancisco.tribe.net%2Fhome

Hope to see y'all there!

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This is wrong

james — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:45:42 GMT

so wrong I felt a strong need to repost these here (stolen from jeneye):

The Top 20 Unpublished Dr. Suess Books...

Since the mention of Dr. Suess in the "orange kitty" thread.. I thought it only appropriate to share my secret list of the 20 unpublished Dr. Suess books with you all....

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Are You My Proctologist?

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Feels a Ho

6.The Lemon Fresh Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo, Can You?

9. Zippie the Rabbid Gerbil

10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

11. Martin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out

12. Herbet the Pervert Likes Sherbert

13. The Bitch Set Me Up

14. Yentil the Lentil

15. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

16. Aunt's In My Pants

17. Hop On Mom

18. Oh the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff

19. Horton Fakes An Orgasm

20. The Grinch's Ten Inches

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Holiday weekend plans

james — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:16:47 GMT

My weekend plans post T-day dinner with the folks have fallen through, so now I'm casting about for fun things to do anytime from Thu night onwards.

What are y'all up to?

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But I want to try!

Story — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:24:24 GMT

;) Bet ya I can !!! (or at least have fun trying to top a James!)

Cat

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Corpse Bride - Saturday 3:30

james — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:06:37 GMT

I'm taking Liam to see Corpse Bride Saturday (3:30pm) at the Parkway. $3!
Anyone who'd like to come with would be welcome.

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Harry Potter - Wed 11/23 10pm Metreon IMAX

james — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 22:14:57 GMT

I'm joining Michelle & co. to see Harry Potter next Wednesday at the Metreon IMAX (10pm). Open to all but you need to get tix in advance, IMAX always sells out:
http://www.fandango.com/TheaterPage.aspx?tid=AANEM

See y'all there.

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For the love of James!!

dlish — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:25:25 GMT

that's all... I just needed to shout that out in the middle of my corporate freaking job. )))hugs(((

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Just in time for Christmas...

james — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 20:05:17 GMT

The Kinky Flea Market is back - Sunday Dec. 11th from 2pm to 5pm in SF.
http://www.smflea.com

See you there if you dare!

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Who wants a flogging?

james — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:34:37 GMT

I had a great time flogging this weekend and am in a real flogging state of mind... I have some new toys which are begging to be used :-).

I'm thinking about checking out the new Citadel location this Saturday and was wondering if there was somebody out there who wants a flogging. Message me here or privately if you're interested / available.

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Kinky Salon - 10/29

james — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 21:57:26 GMT

I'm going to the Kinky "Haunted" Salon on the 29th...who else is going?

Might try to organize a group dinner beforehand...

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Promise's pie

james — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:18:31 GMT

She makes a mean pumpkin pie.

Hey, you, over there - get your mind outta the gutter!

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I have an idea

Promise74 — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:50 GMT

Let's blow up Texas, so James can't go away there anymore!!

Yay!

Okay, well, I *thought* it was a good idea.....

(sulks, pouts, walks away muttering..)

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hey james!

KINGZOE — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:10:43 GMT

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/listing/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-decals/san-francisco-ca/e6ff2ccc-3e94-4c45-9c8c-792ebc788253?r=10535

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NIMBY Saturday

james — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:26:13 GMT

See y'all there?

http://www.nimbyspace.org/

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vest

KINGZOE — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:45:08 GMT

dearest james,

i have taken your vest and beat that shit into submission. er, i mean, your vest has been repaired and ready for pick up at your earliest convenience.

love,
z

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Jamesy fixes everything!

Soleil — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:35:16 GMT

Today, Bad Daddy fixed my confuter! He did it telepathically. Has Jamesy fixed anything for you this week?

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Wed Wallace & Gromit

james — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:23:35 GMT

Going to see Wallace & Gromit on Wednesday, sushi beforehand.
Everybody's welcome to come along...

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Yay!

james — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:44:37 GMT

1. I'm not in Texas anymore
2. RWB this weekend
3. Next week in Europe, including two nights in Paris, my favorite city in the world

so Yay!

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New visitor to the planet of James

Promise74 — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 22:32:38 GMT

I met James at 4th of July RWB. We said Hello. Big Deal.

Then, we spent the whole evening together Friday (last week), grooving, blinking, gasping, grinning, peeing (of course) walking, staring, squeezing each other's arm, nicknaming stuff funny little names. Sigh. This was Bigger Deal.

And the whole weekend, we would look at each other, and it was marvelous. He seemed to understand, even if he didn't. He came in and out of my orbit. I did the same.
But now the tractor beam of James has me pulled in. And that is Mondo Big Deal-io.

People have been asking me how my weekend was. I say it was astronomically galactic. James was a part of that.

Thank you!

PS-I love it when his hair sticks up.

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snort*

Promise74 — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:31:26 GMT

when I first read the url on this, I thought it said
"you can't top pajamas"

Oops. Sorry James!
See you soon!

Yayy! for the Yayy! thread. I want to talk a great deal about Paris, btw.

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Happy Friday!

james — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 18:30:43 GMT

Hopefully I'll be seeing lots of y'all at Erin's goodbye party tonight :-).

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Zoo outing on 9/24

james — Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:28:08 GMT

The first semi-offical Poly Parents outing is happening on Saturday 9/24, with a trip to the SF Zoo. Anyone who wants to tag along is welcome, it's open to big kids and little kids too...

Event listing for RSVP's is here:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/dff91bb2-1cc2-4d8e-8bf2-1c0009f8474f?nextpage=http%3A%2F%2Fsanfrancisco.tribe.net%2Fhome%3Fr%3D10535&r=10535

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Beaten with a tired stick

james — Mon, 12 Sep 2005 21:32:50 GMT

Kimric said that in the treehouse, and that's exactly how I felt until yesterday...as if I'd been beaten nearly to death by a tired stick. I finally got my butt moving yesterday, unloaded and cleaned the car, and even bbq'd!

Hookah tomorrow night...Erin's goodbye party Friday...time to play again :-).

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24 hours to lift-off

james — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:38:37 GMT

yikes!

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also from mcsweeney's

james — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:25:22 GMT

which I think I posted once before, but it's so good I have to do it again:

Summer Vacation at Burning Man.
BY G. XAVIER ROBILLARD

- - - -

Day 1

Instead of our normal trip to Grandma's in Oregon, our parents drove to the Nevada desert for Burning Man. Mom and Dad explained that their relationship was in a rut, and they wanted to try something new. Mom said that Dad isn't spontaneous anymore. Dad complained that Burning Man tickets are more expensive than a week at Disneyland, but Mom said that the drugs are better here.

We got here in the morning. The car broke down, so Dad traded it for a sheet of stamps that had Woodstock on them. Mom and Dad ate some of the stamps, and Mom changed into a tie-dyed dress. Dad said he was tripping, but I think he's walking fine.

Burning Man is neat. There are lots and lots of friendly people, and many ladies who wear only face paint. And everybody smells weird, like a combination of body odor and some perfume that also smells like body odor.

Day 2

Today is arts and crafts. Kelley and I sat under a tent with the arts counselor, a guy with a top hat who says his name's Posternutbag. We're learning to macramé bong cozies. A bong is like a vase. Kelley has done it before. I always thought it was a thing for girls, but Posternutbag said I should liberate my feminine side. He's giving me a quarter for every one I make, because afterward he's going to sell them in the parking lot at Dead shows.

I met the Burning Man mascot, Raffy the Rasta. He's a puppet on stilts. The best way to become Raffy's friend is to steal your parents' stash.

Day 3

Today was archery. There's one group of people who are called rednecks. They sell bottles of water to Burning Man people for $10, and when people complain, they shoot them with Tasers. I got to do it once. Then we went deer hunting. The rednecks explained that the Burning Men always ran out of food, and there was nothing better than watching a hungry vegetarian eat deer. The rednecks gave us soda and chips, and let us play video games in their trailer. Then the rednecks had to leave because their meth lab was discovered.

I haven't seen Mom all day. Dad said she is on a coke binge, which he says is good because she needed to lose weight. Dad says he's met lots of nice ladies. Dad also says that massage class at the community college has really paid off.

Our babysitter, Luna, is awesome. She said we don't need to eat our vegetables, because they represent agronomic tyranny. And she's taking us to a rave later.

Day 4

The rave last night was fun! It was like a dance for homeless people.

This morning Dad explained that he was going on a vision quest with a woman named Astrolab. She is from Sedona, and she doesn't like to wear bras. Or pants. Since Mom hasn't come back from the Goa-trance ecstasy workshop, Dad left us with the pirate kickball league. It's like regular kickball, but whenever you go up to the plate, you can take a bong hit. I'm really hungry now. The only food the pirates had was sugar-free seitan roll-ups. After the game, Kelley cried because she was hungry, so we walked around for a while, looking at all the naked people wrestling in their tents. Finally, we found some vegans, who promised to feed us. I think "vegan" means "skinny."

The vegans are nice, but they burned our clothes for fuel because cotton is bad, and dressed us in hemp togas. I like mine, although it's weird not wearing any underwear. Kelley cried because her hemp dress is scratchy. Then I met some kids who found some irrigation ditches to play in.

Day 5

Our newest friends, Nevada state troopers, rescued us from a tribe of feral belly dancers. After they subdued the belly dancers with pepper spray, they fed us peanut-butter sandwiches on real (store-bought) bread. And ice cream!

They took us back to our campsite, where Mom was waiting with more troopers and her new boyfriend, Jesse. The troopers made Mom promise to leave immediately. Jesse helped me roll up our tent, which was filled with something called paraphernalia.

Jesse said that he can't believe that the cryptofascist law firm wouldn't pay for his Burning Man tickets as part of the employee wellness program. He said the Man (not the burning one) is keeping him down. He said that private property is the "s" word. Then he got mad when I borrowed his Nintendo without asking.

We had to drive home before they burned the Man. Instead, we saw more naked women. Mom said we could stay at a KOA and have our own campfire and burn our own man, but I'd rather go home and go back to my school.

- - - -

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bman schedule

james — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:53:17 GMT

I know, it's not cool to actually make plans but when you send a Type A personality to the playa...you end up with a Type A personality on the playa.

Monday:
arrive, wake up Mango, build camp

Tuesday:
goof off in the day time
playa exploration with Laura at night

Wednesday
rope bondage class with Mango in the afternoon
Carnen & Todd's commitment ceremony 6pm
Dance Dance Immolation volunteer shift at night

Thursday
noon - Mango's Virgin March to the Man
eve - cocktails at Crashland Inn? not sure if this party is happening or not
night - Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest with Mango, others?

Friday
set up and run security for the Critical Tits Party
after-party at Pink Flamingo Lounge

Saturday
recover from Friday
lead the dinner food group for camp
watch things burn

Sunday
recover (again) and watch more things burn

Monday
go home :-(

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21 days and counting...

james — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:42:32 GMT

I'm arriving on the playa 21 days from today :-)!

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Kinky Flea Market - this Sunday 8/14

james — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 19:53:15 GMT

The Kinky Flea market is this Sunday - just in time to stock up on new toys for burning man :-). Hope to see some of you there.

942 Mission Street (very close to the 5th & Mission garage)
SF
2-5pm
http://www.smflea.com

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off to Colorado

james — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:38:50 GMT

for Vietnam Heritage Camp with Liam. Y'all have great weekends!

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Geeking out at SIGGRAPH

james — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:28:23 GMT

*nerd alert*

Tomorrow and Wednesday I will be at SIGGRAPH in LA, the world's pre-eminent conference / exhibition of computer graphics software & hardware. Due to unplanned career changes it's been 3 years since I went to the show - but all is right with the world now career-wise. I'm seriously geeking about all the whizzy pictures and amazing animation and graphics products etc. I'm going to get to see / play with.

*nerd alert* over.

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Exploratorium outing 8/14

james — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:57:04 GMT

We're planning a family Exploratorium outing for Sunday August 14th. Anyone is welcome to join...big kids and little kids alike. Will probably picnic out by the pond afterwards. Event listing for info and RSVPs:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/b0618bf0-c77d-498c-a4a0-722d83005a92?nextpage=http%3A%2F%2Fsanfrancisco.tribe.net%2Fhome%3Fr%3D10535&r=10535

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Willy Wonka pt. 2 (IMAX)

james — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 14:03:12 GMT

Friday, 7:10 <---- note this is earlier than I thought
Metreon

advance tix at:
http://www.fandango.com/MoviePage.aspx?date=7/22/2005&mid=90693

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Willy Wonka!

james — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 03:06:49 GMT

Taking Liam to see the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this Sunday at 4pm.

Grand Lake Theater.

Feel free to join us!

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The Crucible Fire Arts Festival - July 15th/16th

james — Thu, 19 May 2005 18:23:18 GMT

http://www.thecrucible.org/calendar/faf_05.html

Highly, highly recommended. This year I plan on going Friday night and again on Saturday albeit later due to a dinner commitment in SF.

The open house on Saturday afternoon will be good too.

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hookah!

james — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 15:17:47 GMT

tonight:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/cb4110a2-5902-46e2-9b6e-419460716d41?nextpage=http%3A%2F%2Fsanfrancisco.tribe.net%2Fhome%3Fr%3D10535&r=10535

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March of the Penguins - Sat. 7pm at the Piedmont

james — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 03:58:47 GMT

We're going to see a cool new documentary about penguins Saturday at the Piedmont (I love penguins!):

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428803/

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My Social Calendar

james — Thu, 12 May 2005 23:53:51 GMT

Tonight I think I am going to join Zoe & Michelle and others at the Zeitgeist (an establishment whose doors I have not yet darkened).

5/14 - kids trip to the Sausalito Discovery Museum

5/21 - KFOG KaBOOM! I love fireworks!

5/28 - Kinky Saloon

5/29 - 6/3 my social life will be sadly interrupted by biz travel to Taiwan.

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Going to Black Rock

james — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:42:28 GMT

Thursday night I'm going to the Black Rock Desert for my first non-Burning Man trip there (and only the 2nd time I've been period).

My expectations for this trip have changed about a half dozen times from when I was first invited in March. It could be "just a camping trip in the desert" or it could be something more. I'm feeling very open minded right now about new things....

I'm curious if others here have had interesting / challenging / revealing times at Black Rock at times other than at Burning Man?

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Welcome Kevin

james — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 18:07:39 GMT

the man with the sweet face and the devil inside :-).

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The Man Burns in 101 days

james — Thu, 26 May 2005 05:19:04 GMT

tick tock tick tock...

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Away

james — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:32:44 GMT

I'm leaving for Taiwan tonight. I'll be back on Friday.

I won't be on tribe much but hopefully once or twice a day I'll be able to responde to messages. Have fun while I'm gone and be ready to tell me all sorts of fun stories when I return.

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I'm Not Larry

james — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:26:10 GMT

Last night I had a wonderful night at Kinky Salon. Many fun things....and one very odd thing happened....

'round 4am I was sitting on the couch in the entryway making out with (censored). (censored) then started making out with the guy on her right. While this was going on I noticed a very attractive girl in a lovely cocktail dress (not appropriate to the western theme, but she filled it out perfectly so who cares?) lip synching on stage to whatever song was playing and gesturing me to come to her.

So, I got up and went to her.

She took me by the hand and twirled me into the pink (play) room and kissed me. They she stepped back with a very confused look on her face and uttered the infamous words: "You're not Larry!".

I immediately shot back "No, I'm much cuter than Larry!". She asked me to dip her (this happened right at the end of the currently playing song) and then she ran like hell, looking, I imagine, for the MIA Larry. Whoever Larry is, I hope he got some :-).

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Kinky Salon - also May 21st

james — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:38:18 GMT

So I am trying to pop my Kinky Salon cherry....but the next one is *also* scheduled for May 21st. What's up with that?

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub,listing,ViewListing.vm?bookmark_mode=replace&bookmark_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Person%5B009ac5cc-01dd-460b-bdb0-f5dcbc4d7b8f%5D.Bookmark%5B708bb004-a2a2-452b-a5a3-7d0c71c87b97%5D&bookmark_type=L&bookmark_targetid=708bb004-a2a2-452b-a5a3-7d0c71c87b97&bookmark_name=Kinky+Saloon&messageid=708bb004-a2a2-452b-a5a3-7d0c71c87b97&_message_resource=info.bookmark.created&r=10535

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Star Wars pick-up lines

james — Fri, 20 May 2005 00:36:23 GMT

cribbed from Michelle's tribe:

"If you're looking for a long-saber, I know where you can find one..."

hee hee

go here for yours:
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourstarwarspickupline/

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dark and snarky

james — Mon, 09 May 2005 17:19:55 GMT

trying to dispell that "sweet" reputation that's going around:
this is really dark and really funny:
http://theendofhumor.blogspot.com/

(thanks cheeky!)

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James is so sweet

pepperella — Fri, 06 May 2005 23:16:26 GMT

I'm just going to have to blabber here about what a sweetie James is. As if you all don't already know.

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beach burn

james — Fri, 06 May 2005 22:18:24 GMT

I'm arrving Saturday in the late afternoon (5-6pm).

The latest weather forecast is partly cloudy and high 60s on Saturday and some chance of showers on Sunday. Hopefully that's *late* Sunday not first thing in the morning.

Hope to see some (lots?) of you there :-).

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Texas

james — Mon, 02 May 2005 17:45:14 GMT

I'm off on an overnight trip to Texas today. Yee haw!
Except for the fact I hate Texas. Thank god it's only overnight.

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with mother's day approaching....

james — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:04:15 GMT

stolen from mcsweeney's:

Good
Casino Ads / Bad Things
for Someone to Say
About Your Mom.

BY MOLLY DOLAN

- - - -

The Loosest Slots in the Midwest!

More Holler for Your Dollar!

Sundays are still TRIPLE ENTRY DAYS!

24 hours a day 7 days a week—the action never stops!

We're cheap! We're easy!

Double the fun just for the over-55 crowd!

Whatever your pleasure, you'll find the action you want.

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KFOG KaBoom - May 21st

james — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:18:56 GMT

yeah, i know it's a long ways away, but I like things that go BOOM a lot.
This was an amazing fireworks show last year....
mark your calendars.

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new acolyte

james — Sun, 24 Apr 2005 11:08:03 GMT

welcome Emily :-)

PS the tribe is now moderated, strange people I don't know kept joining for no reason I could fathom when it had open membership and I got tired of kicking them out.

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S&M flea market TODAY (4/10)

james — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 16:34:50 GMT

Kinky toys abound.....today from 2-5pm
www.smflea.com
942 Mission St, SF

Rendevous point is the Greenery Press booth at 2:30pm. See you there?

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4/1 movie night: "Sin City"

james — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:56:22 GMT

I am going to go to see Sin City on Friday (opening night). It's based on the ubercool animated novel by Frank Miller. Probable venue is the Grand Lake theater in Oakland but I am waiting for showtimes to be posted so that could change. All are welcome :-).

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Why we dig/like/love/adore/tolerate/love to hang with James....

gingersnap — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 05:41:33 GMT

I thought it would be fun to make James blush and to express why we....well...love you so much!!!

This being a tribe for an incredibly sexy man who is such an amazing person, it shouldn't surprise anyone that I posted this topic.

I for one find him to be a true Gentlman! =)

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Saturday

michelle — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 21:50:15 GMT

Getting very excited now :)
I hope you are as excited as me James!

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I miss James

michelle — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:03:24 GMT

He's not here to chat to me :(

Hes such a sweetie that always says hello on messenger and drops me a line here.

SO looking forward to next weekend and getting my James fix sorted :)

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new job

james — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 14:48:16 GMT

I start my new job in exciting Fremont today.
That's 99% good news, the 1% bad is that I'm going to be a lot busier for a while getting adjusted and flitting off to Germany for 5 days so I won't be on tribe very much. Have fun y'all and see you in 11 days at my birthday party :-).

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seriously geeking out

james — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 08:37:40 GMT

I am currently 35000 feet over Greenland.
Lufthansa now has wireless internet service.
Geek heaven.....

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James' new pic

michelle — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:44:52 GMT

Doesn't he look cute :)

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new profile look and feel

james — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:47:19 GMT

I got asked to test the new profile look and feel that tribe is working on. Click here to see what it looks like:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2Coc%2CPeopleCard.vm?personid=009ac5cc-01dd-460b-bdb0-f5dcbc4d7b8f&r=10535

What do you think?

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HST tonight

james — Wed, 23 Feb 2005 15:40:29 GMT

planning on going to this if I get back from work in time....

-----

in salute of Hunter S, that glorious bastard who left the building this week, LaunchPad is showing Fear and Loathing (Directors cut) tomorrow night (wednesday th 23) at 7:30 pm (free). Theres definitely no question that we'll have the projector up and running in time, don't listen to what anybody else says. Definitely no later than 8. theres definitely no possibility that we might end up in a huge pile inside watching it on a big TV, because its definitely not going to rain and the projectors definitely going to be there. bring your suitcase.

at the
LaunchPad
3833 MLK
Oakland
one block west of MacArthur BART

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Cracktory party tonight

james — Sat, 19 Feb 2005 02:46:52 GMT

hope to see some of you there :-).

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Happy Valentines Day

cliffhanger — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 08:57:45 GMT

Hello James,

May our valentine wishes come true.

Cliffhanger

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XO

gingersnap — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:33:08 GMT

Let's send Sexy man LOTS of positive energy today to make him feel all better!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Healthy juicy thoughts,
Carnen

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Kinsey tonight?

james — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:13:27 GMT

Kinsey is about to end its run at the Parkway so I'm thinking of making one last effort to see it. Anyone else interested? 9:15pm

James

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Dead Hensons on Friday (1/28)

james — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 00:49:20 GMT

I'm going to the Dead Hensons show on Friday at the Stork Club in Oakland. Showtime is 9pm (which really means 10, I think).

Everyone's welcome :-).

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tribe chat now active

james — Wed, 19 Jan 2005 02:48:53 GMT

copied from a listing:

es, you can be the first on your tribe block to have IM with all your tribe friends...but it's a bit complicated. here's the steps...

1. go to your 'account' settings, choose the 'personal' tab and create a 'handle' (bottom of page).

2. go to http://jabberstudio.org/projects/exodus/releases/view.php?id=433 and download this chat software.

3. create a new account with 'server' maitai.tribe.net, screenname is your tribe handle and password is your tribe password.

----
I am lurking online if anyone wants to try it out.

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James is so sweet

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